Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Traitors! Liars! Ugly People! Just How Far Will These Evil Liberals Go?
Asks Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter, one of America's leading idiots, has once again gone to extraordinary lengths to amuse us (via Balta).
Some people threw pies at her.
So she pressed charges.
OK so far?
But here's where the course of events becomes a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, tucked inside the inside left jacket pocket of a moron. As Ann says, "Democrat prosecutors somehow manage to get the charges dismissed". Murky stuff.
Ann, who is one the nation's foremost tossers, might have learned more about the conspiracy if she had bothered to attend court, or maybe even asked what happens when witnesses (such as herself) don't turn up.
I know it's hard. It's true that Liberals run everything and hate America, and everything you read anywhere is an MSM lie. (Evolution! Huh. Global Warming! See how many liberals there are in all branches of the sciences!) So probably it's best not to fight in their courts, where Liberal judges uphold a cult of death and pies.
Take your guns, head out to the hills, and wait for the call.
Footnote: Ann points out that the pie-throwers 'argued like liberals' (as well as 'throwing like girls' Ouch! That's gotta hurt). This is a particularly severe critique as it comes from one of the century's most meretricious intellects. As she said, "My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call 'women' at the Democratic National Convention."
GO SISTER!
Update: Ann has responded. Apparently the Liberal conspiracy goes deeper still. Hmm. Hard to predict what will happen next. I'll take a wild stab in the dark.. Maybe it will become apparent that her liberal enemies weren't lying quite so relentlessly as she implies, and she'll let the whole thing drop. Perhaps her instinctive knowledge of the rules of evidence will prove less than watertight. Who knows?
Next Issue: How some Liberals came into the house after Ann went out and switched the iron back on. And made her cheese go mouldy.
Ann Coulter, one of America's leading idiots, has once again gone to extraordinary lengths to amuse us (via Balta).
Some people threw pies at her.
So she pressed charges.
OK so far?
But here's where the course of events becomes a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, tucked inside the inside left jacket pocket of a moron. As Ann says, "Democrat prosecutors somehow manage to get the charges dismissed". Murky stuff.
Ann, who is one the nation's foremost tossers, might have learned more about the conspiracy if she had bothered to attend court, or maybe even asked what happens when witnesses (such as herself) don't turn up.
I know it's hard. It's true that Liberals run everything and hate America, and everything you read anywhere is an MSM lie. (Evolution! Huh. Global Warming! See how many liberals there are in all branches of the sciences!) So probably it's best not to fight in their courts, where Liberal judges uphold a cult of death and pies.
Take your guns, head out to the hills, and wait for the call.
Footnote: Ann points out that the pie-throwers 'argued like liberals' (as well as 'throwing like girls' Ouch! That's gotta hurt). This is a particularly severe critique as it comes from one of the century's most meretricious intellects. As she said, "My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call 'women' at the Democratic National Convention."
GO SISTER!
Update: Ann has responded. Apparently the Liberal conspiracy goes deeper still. Hmm. Hard to predict what will happen next. I'll take a wild stab in the dark.. Maybe it will become apparent that her liberal enemies weren't lying quite so relentlessly as she implies, and she'll let the whole thing drop. Perhaps her instinctive knowledge of the rules of evidence will prove less than watertight. Who knows?
Next Issue: How some Liberals came into the house after Ann went out and switched the iron back on. And made her cheese go mouldy.
